Economics & Investing

What seems like a hundred years ago as I was applying for college I had no real idea what I wanted to be when I grew up. My Greatest Generation/Product-of-the-Depression/Corporate Treasurer- father’s influence made my default “engineering” and I was better at math and science than other subjects so that sounded about right. Four years later I graduated with a B.A. in Economics.

Economics was so much easier than engineering. In math, physics, chemistry you had to get correct answers. Get one sign wrong in an algebra or calculus problem and you were screwed. There were no points for effort or using the right approach if you ended up with the wrong answer or the machine you were designing/building didn’t work (think Hubble Telescope)!

In Economics, you didn’t need to get the right answer. All you needed to do was understand the theories underlying the various models economists constantly tinker with and regurgitate them. It was all entirely theoretical and so long as you had a reasonable explanation for your argument, and it didn’t contradict what the professor had been preaching throughout the semester, you did well.  

Some economic concepts like the ‘Laws’ of Supply and Demand seem to explain individual, institutional, government and market behavior, but not always! For virtually the whole of economics hinges on two specific assumptions: the Rational Man Hypothesis and the Absence of the Outside Shock. As my boss at a multinational oil company drilled into me, “Assuming something just makes an ass out of u m e.” He was right.

Because there is no such thing as a Rational Man. Mr. Spock, after all, was half Vulcan, so he doesn’t qualify.  The truth is, people don’t make wholly rational decisions. Psychology (another imprecise subject far from engineering) obviously plays a huge roll in decision-making.

Similarly, there are frequently wholly unpredictable outside shocks that screw up the ability of economic models to forecast the future. Outside shocks range from tiny to massive. An unexpected labor report figure on one hand, can have outsized impact. A 9-11 on the other hand, messes up everything! 

Another thing that makes me question the wisdom of economists. The numbers on which the models and theory are built, the numbers that are supposed to support them, are in a word, crap! Wrapping data in fancy PowerPoint presentations or published reports along with charts and graphs and analysis doesn’t mean the data is any good.

I once had the job of collecting health care expenditure data and decided to go right to the source, what was then called HCFA or the Health Care Finance Administration. Interviewing one of their reported top statistical gatherer/analysts on the subject of the percent of Gross National Product being spent on healthcare, I took a detour to ask how they came up with the numbers.

“Do you interview all the hospitals, doctors’ offices, testing laboratories, clinics, etc. to obtain primary source data?”, I asked.

“Oh yes,” the analyst proudly replied, “We use rigorous sampling methods.”

“And how do you know the data the health care providers are giving you is accurate?” I queried.

“We have to rely on what they submit to us,” he explained without an ounce of skepticism.

“And you just take a sample, not a universal survey?” I pressed.

“Yes.” And he went on for five minutes talking about sampling methodologies. And then I asked,

“When did you last take a sample?”

“At the last census,” he said. (At that point it had been six years.)

“So how then do you know if your data for last year is accurate?”

“We apply inflation and other adjustments to the prior year’s data,” he explained.

In short, unverified source data from health care providers obtained not from all health care providers but from a “sampling” of health care providers six years earlier, adjusted each year by “factors” that came out of the head of one analyst or worse, a committee of analysts, resulted in a proclamation, say, “Health Care Expenditures last year represented 10.5% of Gross National Product” that was used in numerous scholarly journals, the Congressional Record, used over and over to justify arguments that expenditures were either too high or too low by self-serving politicians, and also used by investment analysts to justify portfolio and trading decisions.

Yes, it’s a bad as that. Oh, and by the way, there were six other authoritative studies/surveys done by reputable and lauded experts and their institutions that came up with numbers anywhere from 9.875% to 12%! Does that inspire confidence in the wisdom of economists and experts? If you still have doubt, look up the history of Long Term Capital Management. It was staffed with the smartest guys in the world, and crashed, losing BILLIONS!

Investing and Investment Management are activities that benefit mightily from appearances and the chaos.

If there’s one ‘rule’ that, in our opinion, has universal merit at all times and in all situations, it is the one made famous in the 1976 movie All the President’s Men: “Follow the Money.” It doesn’t just apply to corrupt politics. It applies to human behavior generally, and investment management in particular.

I’m not suggesting that altruism doesn’t exist, it does; just look to your church and your community for examples which thankfully, abound. Altruism just doesn’t exist in finance.

While the inability of economists to reliably explain or predict anything is good for economist job security because the further study and refinement of models must therefore continue, it gives rise to a lot of sound bites and platitudes, not to mention “expert” opinions that contradict one another.

So what does all this mean? Here are my conclusions:

There are no absolutes, no formulas, no algorithms, no laws, rules of thumb, or experts, statisticians or economists who can consistently lead you to correct investment decisions. The guy who made a fortune overnight is today a wizard. When he loses the fortune over the next couple of trades he fades into the background.

No-one cares more about your investments than you do. No matter how much they advertise objectivity, expertise and fiduciary responsibility, if you make money, they make money. If you lose money, they make money.

If you feel you must use an investment advisor of any kind, look beyond track record, slick brochures and the charts and graphs. The most important qualities to look for are transparency, honesty, and conservatism. Here’s a hint: if he or she speaks and behaves like a high-flying success, run away as fast as you can. If he or she looks, sounds like and behaves like Warren Buffett, take a closer look.

And finally, consider the cost of advice. It’s often deeply hidden. Insist on and make sure you understand how your investment advisor is compensated for helping you. The compensation of fee-only advisors is a lot easier to understand and evaluate than that of brokers and agents. But even then, is his or her advisory firm affiliated with a broker-dealer through which any investment trades are routed and on which fees are earned and either accumulated or distributed back to the advisor, albeit indirectly? That’s just one example of a conflict that, even if fully disclosed, eludes most clients.

In short… Be skeptical. Think critically. Trust but Verify. And don’t believe everything you read or hear from economists!

Caveat Emptor.

Sleep at Night Investing

My economics professor strode into the amphitheater the first day and in bold letters wrote “TINSTAAFL” on the board. He then turned to face the class and, waving the chalk in his hand as if he were holding a brand new dollar bill boldly stated, “Ain’t that sexy!”, and then marched out the door.

“TINSTAAFL” we all wondered. And then we got it…”There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.”

Similarly, I have been known to say, “TINSTAARFI”. “There Is No Such Thing As A Risk Free Investment.”

As I write this the stock market has plunged 350 points, after a see saw ride yesterday. Is the economy roaring? Yes. Is unemployment at a historical low? Yes. Are wages going up? Yes. Is the current administration slowly but surely getting the government off our backs? Yes. Are people better off today than they were 3 years ago? Yes.

Then why is the stock market going down?

The flip answer is, “Because there are more sellers than buyers.” The actual answer is not much more profound than that, but has at least three parts:

1) Because the “arbs” as they’re called (short for arbitrageurs or short-term, professional traders) are watching each other and have all joined a herd that are headed for the exit;

2) Because the computer algorithms that work in hundredths’ of a second have calculated that the market is going down; and,

3) Most importantly, because the headlines today are full of fear and dread: the China trade talks are stalled; our favorite Venezuelan insurgent’s attempt to oust the country’s dictator failed last week; Israel and Hamas are trading rockets; the Iranians are threatening to blockade (hah!) the Strait of Hormuz; and of course, the Arctic ice is melting.

In short, there are more sellers than buyers.

Depending on your investing goals, where you are in your life cycle, and a slew of other factors, a plummet in the stock market is either a shoulder shrug or a catastrophe. If you’re thirty something and you buy on the dips, this is a good thing. If you were about to cash out of a bunch of stock because you needed it for your daughter’s wedding or to make the final payment on that boat you’re having built, it’s a bad thing.

There are enough investment “experts” (see my article on this subject here) to provide reading material and television fodder that I don’t want to upset the apple cart. But I don’t know you, I’m not your advisor, and I can only suggest that if you are in danger of needing anything from Maalox to a defibrillator due to stock market gyrations, I have the following suggestion:

Put all your money in boring, low-yielding bank certificates of deposit and treasury bills, notes and bonds.

Why?

Because if you create the right mix of these instruments, you will earn an entirely predictable return on your money and be completely immune from market gyrations such as today’s. (P.S. the market is now down over 500 points).

“WOAH!”, the talking heads and experts will scream! You will lose money if you do this because while you may avoid market risk, you will still face inflation risk. In other words, your purchasing power will erode.

My answer to this fallacy is: the fees and commissions you pay for the advice you’re getting from the “experts” is likely more than enough to offset that risk, especially when inflation is low to moderate as it has been for some years and is likely to be for some years to come. Follow my suggestion and you’ll be able to avoid middle men entirely, saving you money and wear and tear on your body and psyche from sleepless nights.

By the way. I realize this is a touchy subject…one that could prompt hours and hours of hand-wringing and vituperations from my former Wall Street colleagues, but I offer up this suggestion because I managed just such a portfolio for my own father in his retirement, never paying a commission, never paying a percentage of “assets under management”, and month after month, quarter after quarter and year after year he pulled out of his “nest egg” more than enough to live on comfortably. In years when interest rates were relatively higher, he didn’t spend the extra, but we reinvested it and his nest egg grew. When rates were down, he still took out what he needed, and he slept well and was a happy camper until the day he died.

The market as I write this is now down 600 points. How will you sleep tonight?