Saying Inflation Is Abating Is True, But It’s Gaslighting

I read a Reuters headline this morning: “Fed’s Goolsbee says fall in US inflation is not just a blip” and the sip of coffee I had just taken got stuck at the top of my throat. My degree in economics was largely useless, but one thing I do remember was the class on this subject because it dealt with why the price of gas I put in my 1970 Pontiac Le Mans was rising from 28 cents (!) a gallon to $.32 to $.35. (Yeah, I’m that old.)

Let’s start with the words, “fall in US inflation”. Sounds like a good thing, right? It is, except that the gaslighting is inherent in trying to create the impression that PRICES of goods and services are falling. Ain’t so. THEY ARE STILL RISING.

Inflation means RISING PRICES. It doesn’t mean HIGHER PRICES. If we are experiencing inflation, it means simply that prices are rising. To say that there is a “fall” in inflation therefore doesn’t mean that prices are coming down but that they’re NOT RISING AS FAST.

It’s a lot like the nonsense that spews forth from politicians’ mouths when they talk about REDUCING SPENDING. They’re lying. They’re not reducing spending at all…they’re reducing the RATE at which spending is increasing. How the hell else do you think we went from discussing budgets and spending levels in the BILLIONS to budgets and spending levels in the TRILLIONS!

What’s more…inflation (i.e. PRICES started rising) kicked in with a vengeance after Biden came into office. The general (rate of) inflation over the four years Trump was in office was 1-2% per year. Prices were still rising, but at a slow pace. Wages rose (you got about a 2-3% raise each of those years right?) and so you were gaining in that your income was rising faster than the cost of things and thus your standard of living was improving!

Biden comes in, whacks energy production, starts throwing money out of helicopters both to our own population as well as the mullahs, and pretty quickly gas doubles (and in some cases triples), a half-gallon of milk hits $6, a dozen eggs as much as $5 and needless to say, our standard of living starts to retract very quickly.

Meanwhile, expenses for employers go up as well leaving less to pay employees, so while INFLATION is raging close to double digits, take home pay remains stagnant. Thanks Joe.

All of this is academic of course. We all feel the effects of rising prices (aka INFLATION) whether we’re well off or just making ends meet.

So when Biden’s minions spew garbage like, paraphrasing the Reuters article, “inflation (what they want you to believe to be PRICES) is coming down”: first, it’s NOT prices that are coming down, they’re just rising at a slower rate, and second, THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRICES HAVING RISEN TO THESE RIDICULOUS LEVELS TO START WITH!

Don’t allow ourselves to be gaslighted. Don’t believe what this administration says for a second. Believe your eyes and the fewer greenbacks in your pockets!

An Updated SITREP

SITREP means “Situation Report” and here’s an update of just how bad things are under this administration. It’s in the form of a simple list of things we’ve all heard about. There’s just so much, however, that it’s a fog of acidic filth and it’s difficult to keep tabs on everything. That’s of course exactly how the Left wants it…create so much chaos that as more and more people give up fighting, government will step in to take everyone under wing and “save us.”

See if any of these things have fallen off your radar:

Fundamental Transformation
The Laptop
Obamacare
Energy Dependence
Tech spying and intrusion
Afghanistan
China
Military Wokeness
Police Resignations
California’s demise
Chicago’s demise
The 1619 Project
Critical Race Theory
LGBTQ++
The Open Border
Stolen/Rigged Elections – You honestly believe Biden got 81 million LEGITIMATE VOTES???
Judicial Activism – Soros’ prosecutors and judges unhinged
Persecution of Christians and Jews
Radical Envirofascism
Snowflakes
COVIDIOCY
Tech Censorship
Social Media Addiction
Government Unions
The World is Laughing at Us
FBI abuse of power – 51 Signers, they won’t tell us who brought the cocaine into the White House???
Biden’s Dementia and physical incapacity
Kamala Harris – Border and now AI Czar! “AI is two letters that mean artificial intelligence…” So profound!
AOC
The Squad
Joy Behar, Adam Schiff, Anthony Fauci, Stacy Abrams, Louis Farrakhan, Greta Thunberg, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and so many other grifters, incompetents, liars and anti-American idiots I can’t even list them all!
CBDC (that’s Central Bank Digital Currency)
The war on the suburbs
Biden’s forgiveness of student debt despite the Supreme Court Ruling
Transgenderism/Child Mutilation
Assault on Conservatives (Rand Paul, Justice Thomas, etc.)
BLM
ANTIFA

Need I go on?

God help us!

Here’s a Suggestion – Eliminate Withholdings and Make Everyone Pay Estimated Taxes

Money is fuel. Money is power. Money is control. Government takes in money and distributes/spends it, ostensibly for the benefit of the entire nation. The Democrats have honed to a fine edge the art of increasing the take and distributing it to buy votes. As I have said so many times before, like the frog simmering in the pot, like the death from a thousand cuts, we have been conditioned to ignore the top line of our paychecks and focus only on our “take home pay.” Thus, incrementally, ever so imperceptibly, government’s take is obscured and its control expanded.

Today, government spending as a percent of GDP is 46% (see the Wikipedia article here.). 46%!!!!!! Let that sink in!

We don’t feel it, per se, because we just focus on “net take home pay”.

Now, what if withholdings were eliminated and everyone were forced to make quarterly tax payments. Your GROSS PAY, i.e. WHAT YOU ACTUALLY EARN, is deposited to your checking account every two weeks. Each quarter you would write a check to the IRS, State and Local taxing authorities for the amount you owe.

NOW YOU’RE GOING TO FEEL IT, AND IT’S GONNA HURT!

Of course, the government will never permit this…the tax code is too complicated and the amount people owe to indefinite to allow people to figure out what they owe. And too many people would evade their obligation and the government would be forced to chase their take (87,000 new IRS agents anyone????)

But boy, if everyone could see and feel how much was being taking out of what they legitimately have earned, they’d think twice about voting for Green New Deals, the amount we give in foreign aid, how much is spent on welfare and subsidies, how much is spent on government administration, etc.

GrumpsReport Now On GETTR

Dear Readers. Things are moving so fast (still downhill I’m afraid) that to comment and remain current on breaking news and the vast array of insanity infecting society, we have elected to (gulp) dip our toe into the mayhem of social media by establishing an account and presence on the relatively new platform called GETTR. (https://gettr.com/). Enroll and look up Grumps and/or @GrumpsActual. There you’ll see all our commentary.

As our blood pressure rises and corpuscles boil, we’re able to respond/comment/rail quickly using this medium. The jury is still out as to whether we’ll stay on this platform, or any of the others for that matter: GAB, TruthSocial, Rumble, Parler, etc. but we’ll give it a try for a while.

Let us know what you think!

And hang in there!

Grumps

Tiggers

The stock market has crashed. Unemployment is skyrocketing. The number of confirmed Wuhan Virus (that’s what I call it) cases is growing exponentially. Grocery store shelves are bare. Gun sales are going through the roof. Office buildings in Manhattan are empty. People are walking around with masks. Schools are cancelled. The internet is bogging down because so many people are home its vaunted capacity (bandwidth) is proving to be inadequate for the demand. California is “locked down”. Hell has broken loose.

However… “The wonderful thing about Tiggers is, tiggers is wonderful things. Their tops are made of rubber, and their tails are made of springs. They’re bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, pouncy, full of fun, fun fun. The wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I’m the only one.” Substitute Americans for tiggers and you’ll have a hint as to why despite the misery and impending doom I’m optimistic for the future.  

My thoughts…

1.            As bad as the pandemic is, it’s not as bad as you think. Simple arithmetic coupled with basic critical thinking points to the conclusion that greater than 99% of everyone who contracts the disease will recover, and we don’t know of course how many people WILL or WILL NOT contract it. Thousands get sick and many die each day from heart disease, cancer, jaywalking, ‘regular’ flu and chronic lung disease from smoking, etc. As of this morning, ~a quarter of a million people WORLDWIDE have been confirmed to have the virus, ~10,000 people WORLDWIDE have died from the virus, and ~86,000 have recovered. These numbers are DWARFED by regular flu.  In the U.S., ~15,000 people have confirmed cases and ~100 people have died. This flu season alone (roughly from October 2019 to the present) 31MM people IN THE UNITED STATES (!) have had the flu. Somewhere around 275,000 give or take have had to be hospitalized, and as many as 30,000 (vs. 100) have died from run-of-the-mill flu! (See  https://www.health.com/condition/cold-flu-sinus/how-many-people-die-of-the-flu-every-year for a plain language discussion.) Translation – this isn’t anywhere near as bad as the media and politicians would have you believe.

2.            Despite what you hear or see, the government is doing the right things. They may not in all cases being doing things right, but the medical, logistical, economic and societal response is “gettin’ ‘er done”. I expect the response is even overdone if you look at the statistics in the previous paragraph. So, for example, NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A TEST! If you get sick, sure, go get a test. But it’s self-centered, selfish and “looking out for number one” just to confirm you’re NOT sick, and may deprive someone who really needs to be tested from getting the help they need. Testing is NOT a cure, and satisfying statistical number crunching is nowhere near as important as preventing and treating the actual disease. Mobilization and coordination among all the health care agencies, departments and the private sector is exactly what is needed, and again, no matter what you hear, there are very competent people who care about others and this country hard at work on the problems. Have some faith in them!

The backstopping of employers in various ways and the anticipated support given to individuals and families is being matched by lenders, landlords, tax collectors… you name it. Everyone’s in this and making accommodations following the lead of the federal, state and local governments.

Just remember that “the government” is made up of people who have the same hopes, dreams, fears, constraints, problems as everyone else in the country. The vast majority are working their asses off to help and do what’s right within their on organizations and spheres of influence. I had to go to the department of motor vehicles the other day. Everyone there had taken a large dose of patience pills and I was both shocked and thrilled to see how both the people behind the counter and in front of it were behaving.

The government, of course, is damned if they do and damned if they don’t, but on balance, its response to this crisis has been overwhelmingly appropriate and helpful. Its communications, despite the handwringing and teeth-gnashing of a “if it bleeds it leads” media has been solid, optimistic, informative and suitably cautionary as to get virtually the whole nation (except the Florida beach Spring Break party animals) to respond as it should. This all happened in a matter of days, unlike the responses during the H1N1, SARS, MERS and other pandemics.

3.            Gas prices and interest rates are falling. The one commodity everyone needs is fuel, and the stimulating effect of a drop in gas prices to the ~$2.00 – ~$2.50 level is incredibly impactful on regular budgets. This will benefit us all, except of course for oil producers. But Washington is on to the Russian and Saudi’s game to try to destroy our energy-independent status and crush our shale industry, and are NOT going to let them get away with it. Similarly, we’re not standing idly by while China spews its propaganda and stomps its feet and blames our military for what they caused or worse, threatens us with withholding drugs such that we become “awash in a sea of Coronavirus”. We’ve thrown the bull#%*& flag on that already and will continue to rub China’s nose in the mess they’ve created and left on the world’s floor. Xenophobic? No, just highlighting the truth in the face false accusations.

4.            One of the silver linings in this mess is the awakening that has occurred among government, industry and the American people that we must no longer be held hostage by foreign manufacturers and suppliers. The Globalist agenda has been thoroughly trounced by this exposure of its flaws, and bringing our manufacturing and supply chains home may result in higher priced goods, but we’ll all benefit in the long run.

5.            Kids are getting educated again. Home schooling is exposing the inadequacies, biases and absurdities of the current state of our education system. Parents are waking up to what is being taught, and what is NOT being taught to our children. I predict that for whatever time period home-schooling prevails, our kids will get a BETTER education than what they’re getting at school, and teachers will be astonished when students return at how far they’ve advanced. You heard it from me first.

6.            Neighbors are helping neighbors. Our little local email chain is lit up with offers of help and assistance. People are getting outside and checking on each other from afar (i.e. more than six feet). Kids are teaching parents and grandparents about Facetime, Skype and Zoom. And Animal Planet is running shows about carefree kittens and puppies. Come on…how much better is it to watch than the gloom and doom on broadcast tv?

7.            People are learning who their leaders are. Not the ones with the titles, but the ones who are true leaders as opposed to managers and demagogues. True leaders step up in times of crisis and go to the front of the crowd, carry a light and turn back to shout encouragement and instill confidence in others. People who may have labored in the shadows or punched well below their weight are now emerging as the shepherds of our society. This separating of the leaders from the followers can only be a positive development.

8.            The Silent Majority is silent no more. Having to adapt to the situation, conservatives and the Right who normally are head down working and caring for themselves and their families are speaking up and speaking out. They are not just throwing the BS flag on politically correct nonsense, they are ignoring social engineering and all its related evils and practicing true philanthropy and real, beneficial community activism.

9.            Complacency is evaporating. It’s amazing what being forced to rely on fundamentals and things that matter will do to a spoiled and coddled population. In the face of what’s going on, do people really care what the Kardashians think?

10.          Faith is making a comeback. It’s sad but true that there are no atheists in foxholes. We’re rediscovering our faith despite not being able to attend Church. And whether it’s one religion or another, it’s the common principles of right and wrong, goodness versus evil and a belief in a set of universal truths that are moving back into the public consciousness. This is a good thing.

11.          Families are getting to know one another again. Yes, we’re cooped up and hunkered down. And things get testy at times as we bumble around in each other’s way. But for many of us, we’re forced to seek virtue: patience, understanding, caring for one another, and learning anew about each other. It doesn’t take a village, it takes a family, and families are binding together out of necessity and love.

And finally, THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON I’M OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE FUTURE is that America has the most natural and other resources of any nation on earth. We can produce enough of EVERYTHING to take care of ourselves and help the rest of the world to boot. We have the smartest people. We have a spirit of “can do” that is unparalleled on the planet. Many nations think we’re brash, loud, obnoxious, overly proud and nationalistic and hate us for our bad manners and profligacy. So be it. I’d rather live in the United States than in any other country. We will not only get through this, but emerge stronger than ever and once again, we’ll be the city set on a hill letting our light so shine as to be a beacon of freedom and prosperity to the entire world.

I’m a pragmatist, and I recognize the challenges that lie ahead to recover from this mess. But I believe with every fiber of my being that things are going to be better than ok, and sooner than the so-called experts predict. I’m not suggesting we all go Hakuna Matata on this, but let’s put things in perspective shall we?

May God continue to bless us. And may God continue to bless America.

As We Start a New Decade

Where to begin? The last couple of months has been marked by a series of headlines that even Hollywood couldn’t invent. You’d have to be living under a rock not to see or hear what’s been happening in the economy, politics, society, media, technology, defense, even the environment.

In the economy. Forget the statistics – they’re useless in depicting what’s really going on in your wallet. The old adage “Figures lie and liars figure” has never been more true. Depending on how the pundits and so-called “experts” spin them, the only thing that really matters is how we and our families are doing. It’s a good time to ask the question, “Are you better off now than you were three years ago?”

For the vast majority of Americans, the answer is an unequivocal “Yes.” Rising wages, low inflation, increasing productivity, greater convenience and utility provided in part by technology, in part by innovation, systems and processes…all have improved our lives. The stock market at all time highs doesn’t just impact the wealthy. It impacts everyone. Whether or not you have an investment portfolio, economic GROWTH, which the stock market reflects, increases demand for goods and services, including the things made by the companies we work for and the services WE render. That all translates to improvements in our lifestyle.

In politics. The cataclysmic impact of the 2016 election on the status quo, what some call the “Deep State” or the legions of government minions many of whom work hard but produce little of value, has slowed the slide down the slippery slope the Left has had us on for so long. It is a long slog back up, but the shrill, childish and petulant voice and actions of the so-called but misnamed “progressives” have been fully exposed. The cancer has been identified and bit by bit it is being eradicated such that the greatness and “can do” spirit of America has begun to re-emerge.

In society. Some are content to let the next couple of generations have the world they’re making. I am not. I believe it is still my duty as a parent and as a concerned citizen to impart traditional values and traditional norms to my children and grandchildren. Basics like manners, virtues such as thrift and hard work, meritocracy, courage, self-reliance, communication and interpersonal relation skills in the face of technological isolation (a subject for another time), the importance of family, charity, trustworthiness, and on and on. These are things that I’m afraid the next two generations don’t fully understand, appreciate or possess as much as they should.

In media. As I have stated often, the impact of the “one-to-many” amplification provided by the Internet has allowed the most fringe-lunatic, caustic voices to reach and influence many. We used to say that PowerPoint made everyone a graphic artist. Similarly, Social Media has made everyone and anyone a journalist or pundit (present company included). The firehose of data not all of which is actual information but all of which is biased and deceptive in one form or another has created a distorted reality…in fact, it has changed reality and societal norms, not always for the better. Character assassination, taunting and hazing, for example, are facilitated and empowered with the new media. And like the accident by the side of the road, it is the macabre, shocking and emotion and nerve-tingling input we receive that we pay the most attention to and are most influenced by. Never has the need for critical thinking been greater. And never has it been found more wanting.

In technology. Rapid advances in technology are proving to be be both good and bad. This is a subject which we’ll touch on more and more as robotics, artificial intelligence and quantum computing impact our society and livelihood more and more, and at an accelerating rate. My wife received an umbrella from the firm she works for recently. Nice umbrella, but would you believe it came with an APP!!!! Yes, an umbrella with an App! For those of you who are blissfully unaware of what an APP is…it’s just a software program dedicated to doing a limited set of tasks on your desktop, laptop, tablet or phone like report the weather or control your whole house! I mean really…an umbrella with an APP???!!!!

In defense. Envy is one of the seven deadly sins for a reason. It spawns evil leaders and causes even whole nations (or quasi-nations) to seek power and dominance at the expense of others. Rodney King had it right when he said, “Can we all get along?” The answer is “no”, not until a perfect, benevolent leader (e.g. Jesus Christ) comes along who can inspire men with free will to follow Him so as to eschew and eliminate evil. In the meantime, the United States, despite all its imperfections, is still the best surrogate or substitute because our form of government vests power (nominally) in the people, i.e. spread across everyone rather than a single benevolent, charismatic leader. Our constitutional republic or representative democracy has been the greatest catalyst to human advancement in the history of the world, despite its faults. It is not just worth defending…it MUST be defended against those who seek to destroy it out of envy and a thirst for power. Wilsonian appeasement of evil cannot and must not be tolerated. Might doesn’t make Right, but adults (the U.S. at its best) must stop and modify the aberrant behavior of petulant and in some cases violently misbehaving children (Iran, NOKO, Venezuela, Russia, China). As arrogant as that sounds, it is, in my opinion, an apt characterization of the current world stage and depiction of our responsibility as a nation.

In the environment. I’m not running for office so I’ll state it plainly. Climate change is real – it changes all the time. And man has little to nothing to do with it. The famous George Carlin routine says it best where he humorously but acerbically rants at environmentalists while pointing out how insignificant mankind is when compared to the history of the earth and concludes, “The planet is fine. The people are f****d!” The wildfires in Australia? No, not global warming…man-kindled by a bunch of malcontent Leftists as it turns out. Bears floating on minuscule ice packs? Nonsense…they swam several miles out there to hang out and fish! Follow the money! If there’s a tree-hugging environmentalist/alarmist out there, there are grant dollars nearby. “Please pass the offering plate…”

Are there Rightist sins? Of course! But in the grand scheme of things, the principles of the Right are, in fact, RIGHT! Evil exists over here as well – crony capitalism comes to mind. But for my money, Winston Churchill was also right (.sic): “Democracy is the worst form of government except for all those other forms which have been tried…” and by extension…conservative/Right principles are the worst form of societal norms except for all those other forms (socialism, communism, democratic socialism, etc.) that have been tried.

And America still stands as the light shining on the hill. God Bless Her! Happy New Year and Happy New Decade.

Do the National Debt and Deficits Matter?

The headline screams, “National Debt Reaches $22 Trillion!” Another warns, “The Deficit is Expected to Reach $1 Trillion in 2019”. The problem with this shrill alarmism is the deceptiveness of these statements. They are of course intended to shock us. To attach sanity to these numbers, we need to set aside our common understanding of the terms ‘Debt’ and ‘Deficit’ from Accounting 101. They simply don’t apply in the same way to the Federal Government as they do to business, or to us mortals for that matter!

Economists and Accountants attach a variety of labels to financial statements. So, for example, a “Balance Sheet” is also known as a “Statement of Financial Condition”.  An “Income Statement” is also called a “Statement of Operations”. Economics and Accounting are really boring, so forgive their practitioners for occasionally making up new terms just to keep things spicy.

For purposes of this article, I’m going to use Lemonade Stand accounting labels. With that, the two most fundamental equations are:

                Assets – Liabilities equals Equity, referring to the Balance Sheet; and,

                Income – Expense = Profit, referring to the Income Statement. (And if Expense is greater than Income, Profit becomes ‘Loss’ or, ‘Deficit’).

We all know pretty much what Assets are. Liabilities, on the other hand, are technically “claims on assets” but set that technicality aside for the moment. We often use the term DEBT interchangeably with Liabilities, so another way of writing the equation is: Assets – Debt equals Equity.

Another way of saying Equity is “Net Worth”. Very simply, if we add up all our Assets: bank accounts, the cash value of our life insurance, our cars (not the leased ones but the ones we own), our house and everything in it – that’s our total Assets. If we subtract what we owe on our mortgages, our car loans, our credit cards, and any other debt we may have, from our total Assets, the number we’re left with is our Net Worth. Another way of looking at it is: if we sold everything and turned all our assets into cash and used that cash to pay off our debt, the cash we have left over is our Net Worth.

Analogously, our salary or the top line of our paychecks is Income, while taxes, our mortgage or rent, our car payments, what we spend to live, represent Expense. What’s left over isn’t Profit, per se, but it represents cash we can spend on other things, so in a way that’s “profit”.

As an aside, what politicians have been adept at over the years is getting us to think of our “Income” as our net paycheck, i.e. the amount that goes into our bank account each payday. We rarely think about our Gross Income…we always think about our Net Income. When the government takes our money in the form of income tax, we don’t feel it because it’s withheld from our paychecks. If we actually received our full paychecks and had to immediately fork over the taxes we’d sure feel it a lot more wouldn’t we?

And let’s not forget the government taxes on goods and services!

Q. Do you know how much per gallon of gas is TAX???
A: As much as $.58 in North Carolina! Think about how much money that is!

If we add up income tax PLUS all the excise and other taxes and fees we pay government on a daily, weekly, monthly and annual basis, and received our Gross Income and had to fork over all that tax in dollar bills instead of just ignoring them as we are wont to do, we’d likely get indigestion at least, or more likely, throw up.

These are easy concepts to understand when we’re talking about lemonade stands and our personal budgeting. The confusion (often deliberate) arises when these same terms are applied to the Federal Government. Some terms are analogous, but many aren’t.

Politicians and pundits speak of the government all the time as if it were a business, and it is not! The National Debt that everyone frets over, for example, is not the same as business debt. And since the government doesn’t have an “employer” (yes, we’re supposed to be its employer, but it doesn’t really work that way does it?), Income for the government is the Taxes they extract from us.

Expense for the government, on the other hand, is everything from roughly $67 Billion for 200 F-22 fighters to $3.1 Billion on vacation pay for federal employees placed on administrative leave (really!), oh, and studies on what bugs do around lightbulbs, and subsidies to put solar panels on breweries so beer can be “greener”, etc. (really!)  

The National Debt isn’t like our debt. Take our car loan and consumer debt. We owe money to a bank or credit card company. Who does the Federal Government owe money to? Well, yes, the Japanese and Chinese have loaned us a lot, each about $1 Trillion, but guess who the government owes the most to? US!

What is so often ignored when the alarms are sounded is the other side of the Balance Sheet! When talking heads shriek about the Debt and Deficits, you never hear anything about the Assets on the other side of the “Balance Sheet” do you? What comprises the Assets of the Federal Government? Well, yes, it owns land, and it owns equipment and it owns lots of financial securities and other monetary assets, but who has claim on those assets (remember the technical definition of Liabilities, above)? WE DO!

The reality is, the Assets of the United States of America DWARF its debts. And the vast majority of our assets don’t appear on the Balance Sheet! That’s because the Assets include the unmeasured value of things like our natural resources, the innovation of our people, our work ethic, our FREEDOM!

It’s the Assets on the other side of the equation from the National Debt, and it’s the income, and income potential of our national Income Statement that render the Debt and Deficits far more benign than the alarmists want you to believe.

Do they matter? Of course they do. The Debt CAN affect borrowing costs, but look at the past ten years and it’s evident that rising debt doesn’t necessarily mean rising interest rates. And some will argue that the National Debt “crowds out” business and consumer borrowers. That too, is a fallacious argument. Business and consumer debt have never been higher. And the Deficit is good for chicken-little headlines depending on your political point of view, and no doubt that affects sentiment, and sentiment affects spending and investment behavior. So yes, they matter.

But the ability of the U.S. Treasury to borrow money against the (my guess) QUADRILLIONS of dollars of Assets we have means deficits are just an arithmetic exercise. If we had to spend money to dig California out of the ocean if the really Big One were to hit, for example, could the Treasury print more money, and would it still be valuable? Of course it would, because what matters is not the arithmetic, but that we have the ability to pay it back, and we and the rest of the world (everyone but those who profit from whining about it) know it. Hell, we could always sell Alaska to the Russians, the Chinese or the Canadians and retire our National Debt in a heartbeat! (Don’t worry citizens of Wasilla, we’re not going to do that.)

I’ve vastly simplified the intricacies of our country’s finances here, of course, but what I’m advocating is to take what the alarmists on both sides of the political aisle say with a grain of salt. Rest assured that we are, and so long as we are free, will remain, the greatest and most financially sound nation on Earth. We aren’t in any danger of going bankrupt any time soon.

For a really substantive, plain-language read on why the National Debt and Deficits matter less than everyone thinks, I commend to you three articles written by people far smarter than I:

  • University of Georgia economics professor William D. Lastrapes’ article entitled “Why the $22 trillion national debt doesn’t matter – here’s what you should worry about instead” here;
  • John Tamny’s article in Forbes’ magazine entitled, “Ignore The Endless Talk Of Doom, Budget Deficits Really Don’t Matter” here; and,
  • Neil Irwin’s New York Times (!) article entitled “How America Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Deficits and Debt”, here.

At least browse through them. You’ll sleep better.

Economics & Investing

What seems like a hundred years ago as I was applying for college I had no real idea what I wanted to be when I grew up. My Greatest Generation/Product-of-the-Depression/Corporate Treasurer- father’s influence made my default “engineering” and I was better at math and science than other subjects so that sounded about right. Four years later I graduated with a B.A. in Economics.

Economics was so much easier than engineering. In math, physics, chemistry you had to get correct answers. Get one sign wrong in an algebra or calculus problem and you were screwed. There were no points for effort or using the right approach if you ended up with the wrong answer or the machine you were designing/building didn’t work (think Hubble Telescope)!

In Economics, you didn’t need to get the right answer. All you needed to do was understand the theories underlying the various models economists constantly tinker with and regurgitate them. It was all entirely theoretical and so long as you had a reasonable explanation for your argument, and it didn’t contradict what the professor had been preaching throughout the semester, you did well.  

Some economic concepts like the ‘Laws’ of Supply and Demand seem to explain individual, institutional, government and market behavior, but not always! For virtually the whole of economics hinges on two specific assumptions: the Rational Man Hypothesis and the Absence of the Outside Shock. As my boss at a multinational oil company drilled into me, “Assuming something just makes an ass out of u m e.” He was right.

Because there is no such thing as a Rational Man. Mr. Spock, after all, was half Vulcan, so he doesn’t qualify.  The truth is, people don’t make wholly rational decisions. Psychology (another imprecise subject far from engineering) obviously plays a huge roll in decision-making.

Similarly, there are frequently wholly unpredictable outside shocks that screw up the ability of economic models to forecast the future. Outside shocks range from tiny to massive. An unexpected labor report figure on one hand, can have outsized impact. A 9-11 on the other hand, messes up everything! 

Another thing that makes me question the wisdom of economists. The numbers on which the models and theory are built, the numbers that are supposed to support them, are in a word, crap! Wrapping data in fancy PowerPoint presentations or published reports along with charts and graphs and analysis doesn’t mean the data is any good.

I once had the job of collecting health care expenditure data and decided to go right to the source, what was then called HCFA or the Health Care Finance Administration. Interviewing one of their reported top statistical gatherer/analysts on the subject of the percent of Gross National Product being spent on healthcare, I took a detour to ask how they came up with the numbers.

“Do you interview all the hospitals, doctors’ offices, testing laboratories, clinics, etc. to obtain primary source data?”, I asked.

“Oh yes,” the analyst proudly replied, “We use rigorous sampling methods.”

“And how do you know the data the health care providers are giving you is accurate?” I queried.

“We have to rely on what they submit to us,” he explained without an ounce of skepticism.

“And you just take a sample, not a universal survey?” I pressed.

“Yes.” And he went on for five minutes talking about sampling methodologies. And then I asked,

“When did you last take a sample?”

“At the last census,” he said. (At that point it had been six years.)

“So how then do you know if your data for last year is accurate?”

“We apply inflation and other adjustments to the prior year’s data,” he explained.

In short, unverified source data from health care providers obtained not from all health care providers but from a “sampling” of health care providers six years earlier, adjusted each year by “factors” that came out of the head of one analyst or worse, a committee of analysts, resulted in a proclamation, say, “Health Care Expenditures last year represented 10.5% of Gross National Product” that was used in numerous scholarly journals, the Congressional Record, used over and over to justify arguments that expenditures were either too high or too low by self-serving politicians, and also used by investment analysts to justify portfolio and trading decisions.

Yes, it’s a bad as that. Oh, and by the way, there were six other authoritative studies/surveys done by reputable and lauded experts and their institutions that came up with numbers anywhere from 9.875% to 12%! Does that inspire confidence in the wisdom of economists and experts? If you still have doubt, look up the history of Long Term Capital Management. It was staffed with the smartest guys in the world, and crashed, losing BILLIONS!

Investing and Investment Management are activities that benefit mightily from appearances and the chaos.

If there’s one ‘rule’ that, in our opinion, has universal merit at all times and in all situations, it is the one made famous in the 1976 movie All the President’s Men: “Follow the Money.” It doesn’t just apply to corrupt politics. It applies to human behavior generally, and investment management in particular.

I’m not suggesting that altruism doesn’t exist, it does; just look to your church and your community for examples which thankfully, abound. Altruism just doesn’t exist in finance.

While the inability of economists to reliably explain or predict anything is good for economist job security because the further study and refinement of models must therefore continue, it gives rise to a lot of sound bites and platitudes, not to mention “expert” opinions that contradict one another.

So what does all this mean? Here are my conclusions:

There are no absolutes, no formulas, no algorithms, no laws, rules of thumb, or experts, statisticians or economists who can consistently lead you to correct investment decisions. The guy who made a fortune overnight is today a wizard. When he loses the fortune over the next couple of trades he fades into the background.

No-one cares more about your investments than you do. No matter how much they advertise objectivity, expertise and fiduciary responsibility, if you make money, they make money. If you lose money, they make money.

If you feel you must use an investment advisor of any kind, look beyond track record, slick brochures and the charts and graphs. The most important qualities to look for are transparency, honesty, and conservatism. Here’s a hint: if he or she speaks and behaves like a high-flying success, run away as fast as you can. If he or she looks, sounds like and behaves like Warren Buffett, take a closer look.

And finally, consider the cost of advice. It’s often deeply hidden. Insist on and make sure you understand how your investment advisor is compensated for helping you. The compensation of fee-only advisors is a lot easier to understand and evaluate than that of brokers and agents. But even then, is his or her advisory firm affiliated with a broker-dealer through which any investment trades are routed and on which fees are earned and either accumulated or distributed back to the advisor, albeit indirectly? That’s just one example of a conflict that, even if fully disclosed, eludes most clients.

In short… Be skeptical. Think critically. Trust but Verify. And don’t believe everything you read or hear from economists!

Caveat Emptor.

Stuff That Matters

With a salute and due credit to Charles Krauthammer (1950-2018) whose book Things that Matter (New York: Crown Publishing, 2013 available from Amazon here) was the capstone of his exemplary life and the inspiration of this and future related posts, I’ve begun my own list.

New items come to mind daily so it is a work in progress. They’re in no particular order, although Truth, God and Right would be right up there at the top of any ordered list. From time to time I’m going to address these topics in more detail but to get started, here’s a first stab.

Truth matters.

God matters.

Right and Wrong Matter.

Our word matters.

How we think matters.

People matter.

What we teach our children matters.

What we do as a family matters.

Helping others matters.

Being friendly matters.

Courtesy matters.

Being considerate matters.

Our reputation matters.

Loyalty matters.

Being kind to animals matters.

Conservation matters.

Courage matters.

Catching someone doing something right matters.

Thrift matters.

Obeying/Respecting our parents matters.

Respecting our elders matters.

Respecting authority matters.

Saying what we mean and meaning what we say matters.

Words matter. What we say and how we say it matters.

Listening matters.

Perseverance and determination matter.

The choices we make matter.

Temperance matters.

Anticipation and thinking ahead matters.

Knowing ourselves matters.

Our health matters.

Controlling ourselves matters.

Deferred gratification matters.

Grooming matters.

Situational awareness matters.

Whom we choose as friends matters.

What we read matters.

What we watch on television matters.

What we tweet/post/email matters.

What we eat matters.

Our morning routine matters.

How we spend our non-working time matters.

Hard work matters.

Honoring our spouses matters.

Standing up for what we believe in matters.

How we treat those above us and how we treat those below us matters.

What we value and how we spend our money matters.

Where we live matters.

What we don’t say matters.

Please send us your additions to this list by email to admin@grumpsreport.com !

Sleep at Night Investing

My economics professor strode into the amphitheater the first day and in bold letters wrote “TINSTAAFL” on the board. He then turned to face the class and, waving the chalk in his hand as if he were holding a brand new dollar bill boldly stated, “Ain’t that sexy!”, and then marched out the door.

“TINSTAAFL” we all wondered. And then we got it…”There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.”

Similarly, I have been known to say, “TINSTAARFI”. “There Is No Such Thing As A Risk Free Investment.”

As I write this the stock market has plunged 350 points, after a see saw ride yesterday. Is the economy roaring? Yes. Is unemployment at a historical low? Yes. Are wages going up? Yes. Is the current administration slowly but surely getting the government off our backs? Yes. Are people better off today than they were 3 years ago? Yes.

Then why is the stock market going down?

The flip answer is, “Because there are more sellers than buyers.” The actual answer is not much more profound than that, but has at least three parts:

1) Because the “arbs” as they’re called (short for arbitrageurs or short-term, professional traders) are watching each other and have all joined a herd that are headed for the exit;

2) Because the computer algorithms that work in hundredths’ of a second have calculated that the market is going down; and,

3) Most importantly, because the headlines today are full of fear and dread: the China trade talks are stalled; our favorite Venezuelan insurgent’s attempt to oust the country’s dictator failed last week; Israel and Hamas are trading rockets; the Iranians are threatening to blockade (hah!) the Strait of Hormuz; and of course, the Arctic ice is melting.

In short, there are more sellers than buyers.

Depending on your investing goals, where you are in your life cycle, and a slew of other factors, a plummet in the stock market is either a shoulder shrug or a catastrophe. If you’re thirty something and you buy on the dips, this is a good thing. If you were about to cash out of a bunch of stock because you needed it for your daughter’s wedding or to make the final payment on that boat you’re having built, it’s a bad thing.

There are enough investment “experts” (see my article on this subject here) to provide reading material and television fodder that I don’t want to upset the apple cart. But I don’t know you, I’m not your advisor, and I can only suggest that if you are in danger of needing anything from Maalox to a defibrillator due to stock market gyrations, I have the following suggestion:

Put all your money in boring, low-yielding bank certificates of deposit and treasury bills, notes and bonds.

Why?

Because if you create the right mix of these instruments, you will earn an entirely predictable return on your money and be completely immune from market gyrations such as today’s. (P.S. the market is now down over 500 points).

“WOAH!”, the talking heads and experts will scream! You will lose money if you do this because while you may avoid market risk, you will still face inflation risk. In other words, your purchasing power will erode.

My answer to this fallacy is: the fees and commissions you pay for the advice you’re getting from the “experts” is likely more than enough to offset that risk, especially when inflation is low to moderate as it has been for some years and is likely to be for some years to come. Follow my suggestion and you’ll be able to avoid middle men entirely, saving you money and wear and tear on your body and psyche from sleepless nights.

By the way. I realize this is a touchy subject…one that could prompt hours and hours of hand-wringing and vituperations from my former Wall Street colleagues, but I offer up this suggestion because I managed just such a portfolio for my own father in his retirement, never paying a commission, never paying a percentage of “assets under management”, and month after month, quarter after quarter and year after year he pulled out of his “nest egg” more than enough to live on comfortably. In years when interest rates were relatively higher, he didn’t spend the extra, but we reinvested it and his nest egg grew. When rates were down, he still took out what he needed, and he slept well and was a happy camper until the day he died.

The market as I write this is now down 600 points. How will you sleep tonight?